The ATM test!!!

Guys, found a great way to know whether you should take a step ahead and propose a girl. Its effective believe me. Take her 2 an ATM and tell her that u are going in 2 withdraw money. Tell her that she can wait outside or can accompany you inside. This is the most important decision that she ll make. If she accompanies you alone 2 ATM, which is closed and has no1 inside except you and her, it implies that she trusts you. Go ahead and propose!!! :)

For those who fail to attract the girl inside, keep trying. Until shes not ready 2 trust when it comes 2 ATM, you are never goin 2 get her!!!!

P.S. Some girls might accompany you inside to see your ATM PIN. Dont be very sure in that case.

Fed-ex inspiration!!!

The stage was set for a great match. You could hardly predict the winner though bookies were more inclined towards the younger, indefatigable man-machine Rafa.It so happened.

What energy and commitment from both players?? Both of them surely believe in the butterfly effect. Right from the word go, their game was impeccable. In the last set, fed lost his touch and Nadal took away the set and the trophy. What followed showed what the game means to an athelete. Roger Federer couldnt stop crying just because he couldnt win the Aus Open. Now i dont remember many such instances where a player who dint win, cried so long. Kambli comes to my mind, when he cried in the 1996 world cup. Federer proved that hes the real ambassador of tennis. The game means lot to him. A man of federer stature, could cry in front of jam-packed Australian crowd. The athlete-whom-Australia-loves-the-most proved why he has a huge fan following. He did manage to speak but again the emotions took over and he left the podium with words "Thank you people, what can i say? I'll come back next year."

The attitude of Federer even made Nadal say "Sorry" for defeating him. :) .. He's by far the best tennis player ever produced by the game. No wonder, why hes loved by the whole world. Even Australians, who are not famous for acknowledging emotions, are the biggest supporter of Federer, following ofcourse Swiss people.

The man needs to be saluted. Federer, i know you are reading my blog (hehe, jokes are permitted in between!!!) and i wish you the bestest of luck for the upcoming Grand slams.

P.S. By the way, i knw that federer kya, no1s readin my blog.. But its fyn..

This is not done!!!

I come home, take dinner and just when i am about to switch on the laptop, i start feeling sleepy. I look at the clock to realize, Oh My God, its 11. Now this isn't the life (i mean a part of life) that anyone would like to have. And that to for 20k. Ya, i know many of you would feel that 20k's a hell lot of money (while the first person who will read this, would discard the statement i know). And everyone here in TCS kolkata is begging for work. So, in plain words, u ll say, m the luckiest person here. But guys, where's d break after a long day's work..

There used to be time when i used to go online, chat with all, hang out with friends. Life was cool. A sudden pause has come to all of that. Hope i get back to some normal work quickly. Its pretty frustrating to be feeling sleepy while surfing, and even while writing this blog. Do pray for me. I know you wont, because you want me stop writing all the bullshit on the blog. You want me 2 understand that this is not my territory. But still i will keep bugging you people. After all, why should only i feel sleepy??? :-)
Cheers.. Sleep well..

Punct(ure)uations!!!

Punctuations!!! Ahh!! The worst part in English, right? I get dragged back to my school days when along with by-hearting the poem, i also by-hearted the punctuations. Commas, Semicolons and Colons; they used to take the hell out of me.

I went through few books where i could find the actual usage of punctuations. Really felt good about punctuations then. So for those who still get confused with the devil of English language, here is the solution.

Colon: It indicates that what follows is the explanation to what precedes it. What precedes the colon should always be a complete sentence and what follows it may be a sentence, a phrase or even a single word.

For ex: One Name dominates indian cricket these days: Mahendra Singh Dhoni.

A colon is never to be followed by a hyphen. A mistake that most of us commit.

A colon can never follow "including". And using including is way better than using a colon, because it would make the statement sound simpler. So a good news for us. But, newaz, the gist is "Try making the statement sound simple".


Semicolon: Its only function is to connect two COMPLETE sentences which meet the following criteria: (1) They are felt to be too closely connected to each other that they cannot be separated by a full stop; (2) they are not joined by any connecting words, such as and, or, but or while; (3) They do not meet the requirements for a colon.

For ex: Men are from Mars; Women from Venus.

However, a sentence like "On 26th November Mumbai was shaken by a horrifying event; the terrorist attack." . Here the required punctuation is a colon.


Comma: It has 4 different uses. Make sure to use comma only in the four below mentioned cases.

(1) It is used to separate a list of items. For ex: x,y,z. Normally a comma never preceeds "and" or "or" unless to avoid ambiguity. For example: My favourite movie is Shall we Dance, You and Me, and Casanova.

(2) It is used as a joining comma when two complete sentences are joined. This is possible only when comma is followed by a suitable connecting word like and, or, but, otherwise, etc. If a suitable connecting word is not present, a comma is not possible, and a semicolon should be used. For ex: A goal in football gives 1 point, while a goal in basketball gives 2 or 3.

(3) The other form is called gapping comma which is used to denote words that have been omitted. For ex: Italy is famous for its Pizzas; India, for its Vada pavs.

(4) the last form is called bracketing comma which sets off a weak interruption to a sentence. For ex: The white tiger, published in 2008, was a best-seller. The statement "published in 2008" is not essential and hence is a weak interruption.


These are the rules with British English. They might vary for American English, but not much. Our English highly influenced by British English and hence this should serve the purpose.

Hope you people don't have hard times understanding and using punctuations now. Happy Punctuating.!!!

Disclaimer: To some it might sound the most boring blog ever read. The author is not responsible,in any way, for the lose of temper resulting anytime while reading.

For all gung-ho people out there!!!

Just to let you know (in case ne1s interested), m busy dese days with philosophers like socrates, pluto and many more. Their theories are pretty logical (although i havn't read much yet) but guess we don't like logical things. Do we? Dese days I pick up a magazine or two everyde (as TCS is paying me for doing nothing) and try reading something interesting. And usual i end up getting something largely interesting. I thought why not to share these facts as it might motivate someone and he/she would finally thank my blog in the TV interview that he/she 'll have after few years(M seriously hoping that).

Newaz, one of the days, i grabbed a mag called Business Today. It carried in itself, list of highest earning executives in India. This is current data regarding their salary, a factual sheet that nullifies the horrible "Global Meltdown". the list starts with, we all know, Mr. Mukesh Ambani who earns 45.52 crores every year. His salary is some 5.5 crores and rest of the 40 crores is his commission on various projects that brand Reliance gets. Followed by Anil Ambani who earns around 30 crores per annum. This includes again 27 crores as his commision for serving various boards. Just imagine the average monthly salary that comes home for these people. Taking Anilbhai's (as hes known in gujarati community) case, if even 30% of income goes away in tax, he still ends up earning just less than 2 crore per month. big sum isnt it?


Ahh, i kept some figures hidden because i wanted to reveal them at the end. The Indian CEO's salaries were compared with few other non-Indian CEO's. Arun Sarin earned around $11.2 million, which at 48 rs equals to a whopping 53.76 crores per annum. Imagine, he gets 4.48 crores every month.

Hang on, the biggest revelation comes now. The company which has become famous off-lately for acquiring all big firms, Oracle, no wonder has the highest paid CEO in the world.. The founder and CEO Mr. Lawrence Ellison (You need 2 respect such people; i mite well end up getting a job due to this salutation :D).. This chap earns $90 million dollars every year, imagine.. This means, at a conversion rate of 48 rs. for a dollar, turns out to be around 432 crores every year, arnd 36 crores every month. Which means, more than a crore rupees every day.. GOD!!!! Give us a few days salary, Mr. Ellison!!! :)

So people out there, get inspired by this blog and forget the recession blues. Its all for the people who think small.. Think big and grow big.. Cheers..!!!!

Back to old school

Ahhh! Finally m back.. Well i know deres hardly any1 who reads dis blog except my true frnd no_jabberwocky, so i guess it hardly matters 2 any1. Bt it feels gud to be back after a not-so-tiring session in trivandrum. Made some cool frnds dere. I know m typing rubbish, bt u cant except a gr8 blog from sum1 like me, can u? M thinking of putting my experiences. I ll work on it. BTW,Its quite late. I need sleep and i know u r gettin it already after goin thru dis write-up. I can understand ur position. Cya. Tc.

Wats GoIN on?? WheRE r V heaDin??

I was browsing through different user profiles (jus like a normal orkut user does), a series of similiarity crept amongst them. Often i would find testimonials written wid immaculate english and brilliant words portrayin the person as nothin less dan god. Its was surprising to find a larger no. of profiles with elvis n beatles and without hariharan and jagjit singh. Shakiras n beyonces were seen in every profile, could never c lata mangeshkar or asha bhosle. I could never find shri shri ravishankar or hariprasad chaurasiya but definitely found a linkin park or korn within the profiles.

I wondered as to where, as indians, are we leadin? Reading a munshi premchand is down market, a sidney sheldon is a gr8 choice. The sweet sound of the harmonium has been now limited to beggars in the local trains, while the young man of 2de loves the guitar. We are not sure abt the no. of spokes the ashok chakra contains but are pretty sure abt the no. of stars in the american flag. War of troy seems to b more interestin than d mahabharata and ramayana. We know everythin abt alexander bt still get confused amongst samudragupta and chandragupta. Classical dance and music is a strict no-no but hardcore rock and latino salsa is jus fine.

I question as to why we feel ashamed to know our culture? Why is it mediocre being an indian and superior being a westerner? Indian culture is somehow not visible amongst us. A western influence is never bad, but the wholesome acceptance is. All the gr8 literature, history, science, et al of india are left completely unknown and untouched.Hope the indians could understand the gr8ness of their culture and experience the ecstasy encapsulated in it..